Book Quotes: - Sirius Black
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANET
So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
they also have ‘Nic Cage Raking Leaves on a Brisk October Afternoon’
if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho
Im going to bed.
CHANGE IS HARD
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BEND A QUARTER
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself